Heaven or Hell This November, You Choose
While walking down the street early one day a Corrupt Government Corporate Official Politician (Aren’t they all??) was tragically hit by a car and died on the first morning of November.
His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
“Welcome to heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high ranking corporate government official scoundrel around these parts, you see, so we’re not sure what to do with you.”
“No problem, just let me in,” says the Corrupt Government Official.
“Well, I’d like to, but I have orders from the higher ups just like your CORPORATE PRESIDENT has. What we’ll do is have you spend one day in hell and one day in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.”
“Really? I’ve made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,” says the United States Corporate Politician.
“I’m sorry, but we have our rules, codes, regulations, and statutes that are not law but we like to presume they are just like your COURTS claim.”
And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.
The elevator door opens and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course with naked beautiful women playing gulf.
In the near distance is a large clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him in the USA, INC.
Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the enslaved people.
They played a friendly game of golf, he lay with the beautiful naked women, and then dine on lobster, caviar and the finest champagne in the later hours.
Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who is having a good time dancing and telling jokes.
They are all having such a good time that before the Politician realizes it, it is time to go.
Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator door closes and rises.
On this second day of November, the elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him, “Now it’s time to visit heaven.”
So, 24 hours passed with the Senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing beautiful music on their harps, singing, and having a good time. Before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.
“Well, then, you’ve spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.”
The Senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: “Well, I would never have said it before, I mean Heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell with my Politian friends so we can reminisce how we stole peoples’ rights, freedom, liberty, property, and money to become very wealthy.”
On this 3rd day of November, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell…
Now the doors of the elevator open and he’s in the middle of a barren land covered with waste, garbage, fire, and hot fire ashes. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, walking on hot ashes, picking up the trash, and putting the trash in black bags as more trash falls to the ground.
The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulders.
“I don’t understand,” stammers the Government Politician. “Yesterday I was here and there was a beautiful green and lush golf course, lots of naked beautiful women to have sex with, a very spacious clubhouse, and my government friends and I ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and I had a great time with my friends. Now there’s just a fiery smoke-filled stench of burning flesh and a wasteland full of garbage and fire and my friends look miserable, scared, and some are burning in the fire. What happened?”
The devil smiles at him and says,
“Yesterday we were campaigning,
Today, the third of November, you voted.”
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